Port of Los Angeles – LobsterFest – GIVEAWAY 2012
Ahoy Mateys! Everyone’s favorite event that combines Lobster + Pirates + Live Music is BACK!
Port of Los Angeles Lobster Fest
When: Friday Sept 14th (5-11pm), Saturday Sept 15th (11am – 11pm), Sunday Sept 16th (11am – 7pm)
Where: Ports O’ Call Village, 6th & Harbor Drive, San Pedro
Admission: $10/person/day. Tickets available at gate, cash only (save $1 with this coupon.)
Meals: $19 for 1.25lb lobster + roll + coleslaw. (You can upgrade to two lobbies, 2.5lbs in total, for $32)
VIP: ‘First Class’ tickets will cost ya $42/person/day and get you admission + an upgraded meal (lobster+roll+slaw+potatoes+ watermelon) + one alcoholic beverage + front-of-line cutting privileges + commemorative poster.
Other deets: On top of all the crustacean crackin & noshin you will be doing, there will also be live music (see line up in flyer above), street dances, an arts & crafts fair, a pirate camp (our favorite part), and tall ships (?).
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We already know you want to go – who can resist the opportunity to dress up in Pirate drag (we are assuming you will want to go in costume), and gobble down luxurious buttery shellfish?
So if you want to score yourself some free tickets, you will have to cater to our every whim:
1. Follow us on Twitter @FinerThingsLA (if you don’t already)
3. Comment on this post, telling us your best pirate joke.
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You must do ALL of the above to enter.
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The first place winner will be the person with the most hilarious pirate joke (we are the judges, so cater to your audience) and will win ONE PAIR of FREE FIRST CLASS MEAL TICKETS (Total Value: $84).
The next 5 runners up will each get a pair of standard entry tickets (Total Value: $20).
That’s six winners in total, so your odds are pretty darned good.
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Winners will be announced Monday, September 10th (we will shoot you and email, as well as a Twitter shout out.) Winning tickets will be available under winner’s name at Will Call (for whatever day you decide to go.)
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Good luck ye scurvy mates!
Q: What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare?
A: A sunken chest with no booty!
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Pirate walks into a doctor’s office with a ship’s steering wheel stuck in his crotch. The doctor asks him, “Does it hurt?” The pirate replies, “Arrrr, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
Two pirates were sitting at a bar at the local harbor brothel when one notices a wench with her breasts hanging out.
“oiy, matey, how I’d like like to get a hold of those” says one pirate to the other.
“why do ye go over and show her yr nuts” replies the other.
The pirate walks up to the wench, jumps up & down, and screams at her “ahhjdkaahhhhfifkdkdnaahhhhdjdidjdahhhdhdaaaaarg”
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You would think it’s RRR but it’s the C that they’re in love with.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
What’s a pirate’s favorite food? Arrrrrtichokes.
What kind of grades did the pirate get in school? High seas!
What do pirates say pick up their dates?
“Can I fire my cannon into your porthole?”
Why are pirates called Pirates????…………….. “Because they RRrrrrr! “
Q: What do you call a pedophile pirate?
A: AARRRRGGH Kelly!
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What do pirates and pimps have in common?
They both say “YO HO!” and walk with a limp!